SWAG: Promotional merchandise often distributed at shows.

May include t-shirts, stickers, promo CDs, posters, etc. Sometimes free, but not necessarily.
(If you are at a show, catch me in a good mood, and smile really really nice, then maybe it will be free)

The chief difference between swag and regular merchandise is that its purpose is not to make a profit,
(I can tell you this part is true!) but to promote the artist, and reward the supporters by giving them something cool and unique. (And my swag is both)









 

Everyone needs a tee shirt! And mine are cute!
I would never even
THINK of selling something ugly.
100% Peruvian cotton, pre-washed and very soft.
They run small, so order a size bigger than you would normally wear, or two sizes bigger if you want it nice and loose.
No returns or exchanges.
Only $19 Dollars U.S. and that includes shipping! What a SUPER deal!

   
   
TRAMP STAMP
(This tattoo is removable)
 
  
White T- shirt w/ lavender trim.
Sizes M, L, XL and 2XL
Size
 
   
   
BUTT CRACK GIRL  
  
Three colors (With fashion advice)
White w/ burgundy trim (Looks good on red heads)
Light pink w/ darker pink trim. (Looks good on blondes)
Dark Pink w/ brown trim. ( Looks good on Brunettes)
Sizes M, L, XL and 2XL
Size
   
   
SAUCY - SILLY - SARCASTIC  

IT"S FINALLY HERE.....

Remember Farrah Faccet's red swim suit poster... I hope I do as well through the years.
Yup, I'm peddling my flesh. I like to think it's funny and tasteful.
$25 bucks gets you a piece of me. All shirts are Men's XL and photo is on the back.
It will surely to be a collector's item