https://www.laurahayden.com/2014/12/abandoned-at-a-bar/ Because Laughter Matters Mon, 23 Jul 2018 10:00:21 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 https://www.laurahayden.com/2014/12/abandoned-at-a-bar/#comment-361 laura Mon, 15 Dec 2014 08:38:41 +0000 http://www.laurahayden.com/?p=601#comment-361 I love the way you think Nance! I love the way you think Nance!

]]> https://www.laurahayden.com/2014/12/abandoned-at-a-bar/#comment-360 Nance Rosen Mon, 15 Dec 2014 08:04:38 +0000 http://www.laurahayden.com/?p=601#comment-360 I imagine the woman had a knock down-drag out with her Louboutins. They insisted she bring them to the dance floor, and she resisted. They threatened to break her ankle. She knew they could. So, she abandoned them for the ballet slippers she kept in a pouch in her purse (I know, because I carry a gold pouch with a pair myself). But now she longs for her lost Louboutins. Perhaps Laura, you just did one of those amazing re-united-by-photo-on-the-Internet things. And the story is discovered by Jimmy Fallon's producer, so you guest on his show to tell your stories and knock his socks off (men's shoes not all that interesting). We all live happily ever after! I imagine the woman had a knock down-drag out with her Louboutins. They insisted she bring them to the dance floor, and she resisted. They threatened to break her ankle. She knew they could. So, she abandoned them for the ballet slippers she kept in a pouch in her purse (I know, because I carry a gold pouch with a pair myself). But now she longs for her lost Louboutins. Perhaps Laura, you just did one of those amazing re-united-by-photo-on-the-Internet things. And the story is discovered by Jimmy Fallon’s producer, so you guest on his show to tell your stories and knock his socks off (men’s shoes not all that interesting). We all live happily ever after!

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