All in the Family

Nature verse nurture? One of many mysteries through the ages—like which came first the chicken or the egg? Or why did the chicken cross the road? Knock knock– who’s there—some things we never get to know– what, why or who.

What I do know is that we inherit more that just our physical characteristics from our relatives.  This is proven science. Some day when you are at a park, beach or Disneyland—any place with a lot of families. Observe how they walk. People from the same family often even walk the same—it’s fascinating. One of the many things (good or bad) passed on to us by DNA.

So is it nature or nurture that my nieces love beautiful shoes, just like their Aunt Laura? Was it my influence or part of our shared genetic code? And if so – whom did I get this trait/obsession from? Ok I might have to do some genealogy. Somewhere in the back of my mind I think my grandmother sold shoes—I will investigate.

All I can tell you is that when one of my beautiful nieces purchases a pair of killer shoes and feels the need to send me a photo—I couldn’t be more proud! With glee this last week I received this in a text. Go conquer the world Brooke in your stunning new heels.

Laura

 

These Boots are Funny

I have always loved pretty shoes. Like many little girls and maybe boys, I can remember trying to walk in my mother’s pumps. My mom had a fancy pair of white crystal pumps that I was positive were exactly like Cinderella’s, since they looked like sparklingly glass slippers.  She kept them in a special box on the top shelf of the closet.  I never actually remember her wearing them, but I remember when I was allowed to try them on. I might have been 4 or 5 and my shoe fate was set!

I remember my first pair of high heels.  I was about 10 years old.  Black patent Mary Jane’s with a 3-inch heel, really too high for a 10 year old. However, these hand me downs fit and my mother was not about to turn down a pair of new church shoes for me. I loved these shoes. I loved how tall they made me, and I loved the sound the heels made on the floor. I felt like I was a tap dancer.

I fondly remember the first time I purchased a pair of shoes solely for the purpose of wearing them on stage. I was new to comedy, maybe a year in– when I saw these beauties on the sale rack at DSW. All I could think was ‘These shoes are funny.’

Nine dollars- yes for $9 I started what would become my on stage persona. I always wear fancy shoes – if you don’t like my jokes you can always look at the shoes. I loved these boots. What’s not to love about sherbet lime green patent leather boots?!?  I have worn this pair of boots more on stage then any other shoes I own. Sadly these boots gave up the ghost a few years back, but they still remain among my all time favorites.  RIP my funny green boots. I still miss you.

Laura

The Very Very Brief History of High-Heeled Shoes

People seem to know that I love shoes and trivia. (And a few other things too ;o)

Surprisingly, I have never delved into the history of high-heeled shoes. It’s fascinating. I could write a book about it. Instead of trying to catch you up on six thousand years of shoe history, to quote Joe Friday from the old TV show—Just the facts, just the (interesting) facts ma’am. So enjoy the very brief history of high heeled shoes.

  • High-heeled shoes are credited first to the upper class Egyptians, worn by both sexes for ceremonial purposes.
  • During the middle ages, both men and women would wear pattens, or wooden soles. Pattens would attach to the expensive shoes of the upper classes, to keep them out of the mud and other street debris.
  • Heels grew in popularity during the 1500s to keep horse riders, both male and female, from slipping from the stirrups. The rider’s heel was initially 1 to 1-½ inches high and resembled the modern riding boot and cowboy boot.
  • During the 16th century, European royalty started wearing high-heeled shoes to make themselves look taller. A person with authority or wealth was often referred to as “well-heeled”.
  • Mid 1600s the Venetians made the chopine/platform shoe into a status symbol indicating wealth and social standing for women. Tourists to Venice often remarked humorously on the outrageously high chopines. (6- 30 inches in height). (And some say I wear tall shoes!) People joked that the chopines were invented by husbands hoping the cumbersome movement would make illicit liaisons difficult. Issues of domination and submission often being associated with heeled shoes much like the lotus shoes of China.
  • In the early 1700s, France’s King Louis XIV would often wear intricate heels decorated with miniature battle scenes, called Louis heels. The king decreed that only nobility could wear heels that were colored red. (Forerunner to Louboutin’s?)
  • Puritans in the Massachusetts Colony passed a law banning women from wearing the provocative high heels to ensnare a man or they would be tried as a witch.
  • In the post-war 1950s Christian Dior and shoe designer Roger Vivier, together developed the narrow heel called a stiletto. An Italian word for a small dagger with a slender, tapering blade. Stilettos were often banned from public buildings because they caused physical damage to the floors
  • In the 1960s as feminist movement gained momentum stilettos went out of favor. For many feminists, high heels indicated subservience and sexual stereotyping by men, a comparable successor to foot binding/
  • Women now have more shoe choices than ever before. Choosing to wear what they want, even hybrid shoes such as heeled tennis shoes or heeled flip-flops. What is certain is that heels have not disappeared.
  •  Since the Egyptians high heels have caused a stir.  Here are my ridiculous beautiful stiletto status symbol shoes.

History lesson over.

Laura

Strong Women & Stilettos!

Strong Women wear their pain like stilettos, no matter how much it hurts; all you see is the beauty in it.

Harriet Morgan

2014 was one of the hardest and yet most amazing years of my life. I can recall challenging years in the past and truly wonderful years but a combination of the highest highs with the lowest lows makes for a very interesting dichotomy.

I try always to look for the positive in all things—so I am grateful for the amazing parts of 2014, which were many!

And well for the lowest lows??!?!  I’m not yet grateful– I’m sure in (more) time I will appreciate being taken to the brink of my sanity and the life lessons I am suppose to glean.

I rather focus on the positive– I have always had a crazy wanderlust for the entire world; three times in 2014 with the flash of a text message I found myself heading to Italy and beyond. Truly, dreams come true.  Each time the universe could not have given me a more perfect gift. I am forever grateful.

I spent over a third of 2014 out of the country.  Mostly in Europe—getting paid to be there. Win Win! Cruise ships, Military tours, festivals… etc.  Places I have dreamed of visiting my entire life; Venice, Rome, Verona, the Amalfi Coast, London, Paris, Istanbul, Mykonos, Santorini, Athens, Cairo, Dubrovnik…. the list goes on and on– 21 countries total in 2014.  I met so many fabulous people. My life is forever richer for the experiences of this year. When I found myself in Venice for the third time in 2014, I pinched myself– I KNOW pretty crazy amazing!  It was incredible!

2015– I’ll take more amazing please and a little (a lot) less ‘life lessons’. Regardless of what 2015 has in store–I’ll still be in the sky-high stilettoes with a smile on my face.

This pair traveled with me everywhere. They match everything and made my feet look like rock stars! Thank you Guiseppe Zanotti.

Happy 2015!

Laura