Ode to Spring

Spring has sprung! The quick and unscientific explanation of Spring Equinox is that the days will finally have more sunlight hours than nighttime hours. But this is only if you are in the Northern Hemisphere, syke Southern Hemi. This was the earliest Spring Equinox in 120 years. Why you ask? Because of it being a leap year. Why does that matter? Again a bunch of boring Gregorian calendar stuff dating back to 1562 and really it has nothing even remotely to do with shoes. Here’s the short of it; spring happened ¾ a day earlier. Did you feel the change? It’s like an earthquake under 1.5 on the Richter scale, no one notices.

Why does all this matter? Quick botany lesson, a lot of plants (especially the one’s we like for food) need more hours of sunlight to trigger their internal clocks to bloom. They stay dormant until sunshine hours are longer. The opposite is true for poinsettias; they are triggered to bloom when there are less daylight hours, which is why we have poinsettias during December, because the daylight hours are short. Of course all of this can be manipulated now with electricity.

But Spring by its very nature means the end of hibernation. It sparks hopefulness in humans as well as blooming plants. Look up Ode to Spring on the Internet, your search will trigger about a billion songs, poems, essays etc… Most of these homages to Spring will have Beethoven’s Ode to Joy as back ground music. Which is a solid choice if only slightly cliché’. It’s still a marvelous piece of musical genius. People love the hope that comes with longer warmer days. I get it. I love long warm days too. I have lived entire my life in SoCal. But I have been in some pretty hash weather. I get it. Winter sucks!

I raise my ceremonial imaginary glass to you Spring. I too am hopeful by the increase in sunshine in my life. May all your plants literally and figuratively flourish! Oh and we are only one week away from being able to wear white shoes, if you follow such things. Happy Spring!

Laura

Stripper Shoes, Pole Dancing & New Years Resolutions

It has been noted that some of my fabulous shoes seem as if they might be more worthy of the pole than the venues I sport them. I always respond with a smile and “yes”, furthermore many of my shoes might be better suited for over the shoulder activities as well.  Another smile as they figure this one out. But really why should strippers get all the fun shoes? My feet want to rock the stage even if I decide not to go sans clothing.

Pole dancing classes have been an on again off again trend for many years now. I admit I have taken a few classes. Honestly, I will do anything that looks more fun than running or actual sit ups. (Which by the way – traditional sit up are really not good for your back.) What I can tell you is the pole is hard work and the people who choose to participate in this form of dance for exercise are getting a great workout. I have now seen poles in several people’s houses. I know they are always a bit embarrassed to confess that they participate in this ‘sport’. But I applaud them. They found something they love and they are enjoying their workouts. I can see how explaining the pole in your living room to a visiting grandma might be an awkward family moment however.  On the plus side a dance pole can be picked up new for less then $100. Way cheaper than a stationary bike or treadmill and its way harder to hang your laundry on the pole.

Honestly, I wish I could pole dance well. Those aerial moves are truly impressive and if I have that kind of upper body strength I could finally claim one of my on going New Year’s challenges – to be able to do one pull up—I am hopeful this year it will happen. Ok, off to the gym to workout doing things way less fun than pole dancing, but I plan to wear my pole dancing shoes, just to make it more interesting.

Laura

 

 

Shoes, Guns and TSA

I love shoes. I’m blah on guns and very much dislike TSA. It’s true, I gravitate towards the interesting- borderline crazy only meant for theater productions type heels but who in this modern world doesn’t know that TSA and airport security is sadly part of our lives? I hate that I can’t board a plane without having my belongings ruffled through and my body man handled. Thank goodness for TSA pre-check. But this annoys me as well. Yes, I get to go through security faster, but I had to pay money to have this privilege and sometimes I’m still subject to additional security. Being searched without just cause is just another personal right we have given up. When did boarding a plane make you a suspect of a crime? Worthy of a search? I know the tag line, “Its for our safety.”  But studies have shown it really has made no difference in airport security. So we gave up a personal right with no tangible increase to our safety. Welcome to modern air travel.

The average American flies less than once a year. I took close to a 100 flights last year. Maybe that is why I am constantly amazed at the complete surprise some people have going through the airport security line.

“I have to take off my shoes? My belt? I can’t bring my gallon-sized shampoo on the plane?  I have to take of my jacket? Empty my pockets, completely? What? Put my computer in a separate tray. What? ”

For those who fly a lot, being behind you (a collective you) is like getting in line behind the person at the grocery store line who has 50 coupons and wants to write a check when you have one item to purchase.

But people have we lost our minds? A lady in Washington DC tried to go through the TSA check point with these gun shoes in her carry on luggage. Upon inspection the bullets and of course the guns were not real but common sense should of told her this pair was not going to fly – literally.

I can tell you from first hand knowledge she was lucky she was in America, that pair of shoes in a Middle Eastern country would get you detained and possibly not allowed to board the plane. I guess God Bless America! Heaven knows we need a bit of divine intervention.

Laura