All Weather Shoes

All winter in SoCal we were threatened by meteorologists (fancy for weatherman) with the pending wrath of El Niño and well it has been a very dry (we are in a severe drought in Cali if you haven’t hear) and actually very warm winter. Don’t tell the rest of the country, they will want to move here and truly I can’t handle any more traffic on the 405 freeway.

Without getting all scientific, this is a shoe blog after all. I found out El Niño or its full Christian name El Niño Southern Oscillation (or its call sign ENSO) simply means there is a band of warm ocean water that develops in the central equatorial Pacific region and then moves across the ocean affecting weather patterns.  Kind of like when unsavory types move in next door – there goes the neighborhood. And El Niño has a rival La Niña which is the same thing but a cool phase rather than warm. Think of them as Loki and Thor, the Bloods and the Crips, the Montague’s and Capulet’s, peanut butter and jelly, you get the idea. The ENSO cycle of both El Niño and La Niña causes global changes of both temperatures and rainfall. Doesn’t always mean there will be more rain, just a change in overall weather patterns.

So in SoCal we were dry and hot this time around, and the rest of the country had a very different experience this winter. Sorry about that. But we are in a severe drought in Cali. You have too much rain and we don’t get enough, Sounds like Goldilocks. Its kind of like taking mushrooms (from what I hear) different for every one.  But the weather changes can be devastating, affecting the agricultural industry and increasing epidemic diseases all over the world. So maybe the Bloods and Crips might be the best analogy. When they pass through town maybe nothing will happen, but if it does, most likely its not going to improve the neighborhood.

Whew, glad we now understand all that. But more importantly, what shoes to wear in the rain? Well it depends on if its light rain (mostly in SoCal) or heavy rain. Light rain you can still wear leather that has been treated, just make sure your shoes don’t have a leather sole, which can be slippery. Plastic is always slippery in the rain, this is when you want rubber soles. If you have worn flip- flips in the rain you know a fall is waiting to happen. If there is a lot of heavy rain in your part of the world invest in rain boots. Not the most glamorous, but they do come in a whole bunch of bright fun colors (to make up for the gloomy weather) so go nuts, lime green goes with everything. Whatever you do, don’t wear suede. Suede is persnickety. No moisture ever, not rain, not humidity. Those infamous blue suede shoes only can come out to play in perfect weather conditions.

And if you live in Southern California, you don’t need to worry about what shoes to wear, if it’s raining we just stay home.

Stay dry everyone.

Laura

It Never Rains in Southern California

This iconic song by … I bet you don’t know. I know I didn’t. I’ve heard this song 1000’s of times and would of in a millions years never guessed… Drumroll…Albert Hammond. He is a British singer songwriter. So compared to UK weather, it must feel like it never rains in sunny SoCal.

Well it rained this week, didn’t it my Cali friends. And thank you to the friends who sent me this picture of high-heeled swim fins. I love shoes and I love funny, a perfect combo, thank you.

Because I have spent a quality amount of time in places with “real” weather, I can tell you it really doesn’t rain in Southern California. Which is a whole other issue.

But until you have experienced rain that breaks your umbrella- yes broken, rain that pelts your body so hard, side ways, you think it will bruise you and have been completely soaked in less than 3 seconds, WITH an umbrella, Oh and its freezing, no actually freezing under 32F, not what Californians think is freezing which is anything under 60F, you have never really experienced rain. That was one very long run on sentence. Sorry to all the English teachers.

Californians are weather pussies. And I totally include myself in this group. I’m a native, I love SoCal, it is my home.  We/ I like it sunny, but not too hot, a nice breeze off the ocean is perfect, but not wind. We/I like our sky blue and our clouds white, not grey. We/I have a temperature tolerance of about 9 degrees (Fahrenheit) So about 68F to 77F degrees is how we/I like to roll. Everything else is unacceptable!  We/I don’t know what to do when our narrow weather parameters are altered. We can’t drive. We really don’t know how to drive in weather, as a group, it is frightening.  We can’t work—not with all this rain. It’s depressing. We can’t go out – its too cold. Basically we break down. And all the local news can do is focus on “Storm Watch”—like some great catastrophe took place. It rained 2 inches this week. Lets get a bit of perspective.

Here’s some perspective. A few years back I was doing the Avon Breast Cancer Walk in Boston. Over the course of 2 days 100s of people walked 40 miles to raise money and awareness for breast cancer. It’s Boston, its May I show up 5am for the walk, which today will be 26 miles. It’s raining, the kind of rain I mentioned above. I’m from SoCal, I don’t do rain. I’m trying to have a good attitude, its charity, but again I’m soaked already and cold. I might have been a bit too whiny because this 70ish year old women who I could tell from her appearance was recently or currently in treatment for cancer, turned and looked at me and then utter these words which I have replayed in my mind many a time when I feel I need checking.

“Really its just rain, stop being such a pussy.”

I was just shut down and given my walking papers by an older lady with cancer who also was doing this walk. I will never forget her.  So I put a smile on my face, knowing that blisters heal and walked those 26 miles in horrible rain with a grateful heart that I don’t have cancer.

Get really SoCal El Nino is coming. Find your umbrellas, Maybe leave some extra times to drive safely, get those tires checked—Hell its rain- stay home and hide, that’s the safest way and invite me over for hot cocoa.

Bonus trivia, Benjamin Franklin invented swim fins, bet you would not have guessed that one either.

Laura